Kim becomes a stage mom!
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Let the wedding planning begin! Kim arrives at Ermenegildo Zegna to choose suits for the wedding.
This week’s episode was all over the place — literally. From L.A. to NYC, we saw all the KDashes brew up their own special mix of drama.
It all begins with a quick trip to the acupuncturist forKhloé and Kim. Apparently Khloé is stressed and needs a way to alleviate it (that doesn’t involve drowning her sorrows in liquor like, say, Lamar’s BFF Jamie would do).
Next, we’re catapulted onto a photo shoot where lil’ sis Kendall Jenner is workin’ her modelling thang. Seriously — the leggy teen is lookin’ darn good, if we do say so ourselves. And what better way to celebrate a good day’s worth of modeling than with a little bit o’ greasy fries? Oh, the joys of being 15 and fabulous.
Meanwhile, Momager Kris pops into Kourtney and Scott’s L.A. love shack. Scott, not knowing his boo’s mom has her own key and assuming it’s Kourtney entering their pad, calls Kris “doll.” Awkward? Wouldn’t have been too bad if Kris hadn’t responded with a “Hey, doll.” Creepy. Scott no likey. (Not that we blame him...) We see where this is going!
Back to Kendall. Since she’s obvi such an awesome model (and we’re being totally serious here), Kris manages to book her little darling another photo shoot. The only catch? It’s all the way in NYC. Also, can we just ask where Kylie, the other lovely (and lanky) Jenner daughter, is in all of this?
Anyway, workaholic Kris can’t take time off to fly to NYC (what else is new?), but big sis Kim enthusiastically volunteers to chaperon the trip. Papa Bruce warns Kim repeatedly that Kendall is only 15 and not to work her too hard. Kim reminds Bruce that a model’s career is over at 25, so, actually, the time to work hard is now. Truth.
Next, Scott tells Kourtney he has a “bone to pick with her” over Kris having a key to their place. Kourtney agrees it’s a little disturbing that her mom can walk in on them anytime, and says she’l get it back, even though she seems a little nervous about popping the key question.
Conveniently, Kourtney and Mom go furniture shopping together the next day. But instead of telling the truth, Kourtney invents a sweet little white lie, saying she needs the key back because her furniture is getting delivered or something. We can totally tell it’s a fib, but Kris is fooled and hands over the little nugget. Easy peesy.
Later, Kendall and Kimmy arrive at NYC’s Empire Hotel, and Kendall is beyond stoked. Here she is, 15 (and fab) and in the most amazing city, like, on the planet. So, naturally, she wants to do the things all NYC tourists do when they’re 15 and can’t get into bars, like see Broadway shows.
But we feel bad for Kendall, ‘cause Kim goes into stage-mom mode and crushes the teen’s dreams by telling her to get to shower and get to bed. And don’t forget the mask! No hitting the town for these two! Kim is worried that Kendall doesn’t understand this is a work trip, not a vacation. But can we just reiterate the girl is 15? Okay. Thank you.
Skip back to Kourtney and Scott. Kourtney excitedly tells Scott she got the key back from Kris. Scott then creepily says the idea that the house is all theirs again makes him horny. And we cringe.
Then, Kendall and her long legs hit her morning photo shoot, looking fresh and fancy as ever. Everybody keeps gawking at her and saying it looks like “she grew up in New York overnight.”
She looks so good that this client offers her an opportunity to do a little runway walking event. Kendall says she’s not exactly down with that, butKris 2.0 Kim cuts in and says she’ll do it. Annoyed does not even begin to describe the salty look on Kendall’s face, which Kim seems to conveniently ignore.
It all begins with a quick trip to the acupuncturist forKhloé and Kim. Apparently Khloé is stressed and needs a way to alleviate it (that doesn’t involve drowning her sorrows in liquor like, say, Lamar’s BFF Jamie would do).
Next, we’re catapulted onto a photo shoot where lil’ sis Kendall Jenner is workin’ her modelling thang. Seriously — the leggy teen is lookin’ darn good, if we do say so ourselves. And what better way to celebrate a good day’s worth of modeling than with a little bit o’ greasy fries? Oh, the joys of being 15 and fabulous.
Meanwhile, Momager Kris pops into Kourtney and Scott’s L.A. love shack. Scott, not knowing his boo’s mom has her own key and assuming it’s Kourtney entering their pad, calls Kris “doll.” Awkward? Wouldn’t have been too bad if Kris hadn’t responded with a “Hey, doll.” Creepy. Scott no likey. (Not that we blame him...) We see where this is going!
Back to Kendall. Since she’s obvi such an awesome model (and we’re being totally serious here), Kris manages to book her little darling another photo shoot. The only catch? It’s all the way in NYC. Also, can we just ask where Kylie, the other lovely (and lanky) Jenner daughter, is in all of this?
Anyway, workaholic Kris can’t take time off to fly to NYC (what else is new?), but big sis Kim enthusiastically volunteers to chaperon the trip. Papa Bruce warns Kim repeatedly that Kendall is only 15 and not to work her too hard. Kim reminds Bruce that a model’s career is over at 25, so, actually, the time to work hard is now. Truth.
Next, Scott tells Kourtney he has a “bone to pick with her” over Kris having a key to their place. Kourtney agrees it’s a little disturbing that her mom can walk in on them anytime, and says she’l get it back, even though she seems a little nervous about popping the key question.
Conveniently, Kourtney and Mom go furniture shopping together the next day. But instead of telling the truth, Kourtney invents a sweet little white lie, saying she needs the key back because her furniture is getting delivered or something. We can totally tell it’s a fib, but Kris is fooled and hands over the little nugget. Easy peesy.
Later, Kendall and Kimmy arrive at NYC’s Empire Hotel, and Kendall is beyond stoked. Here she is, 15 (and fab) and in the most amazing city, like, on the planet. So, naturally, she wants to do the things all NYC tourists do when they’re 15 and can’t get into bars, like see Broadway shows.
But we feel bad for Kendall, ‘cause Kim goes into stage-mom mode and crushes the teen’s dreams by telling her to get to shower and get to bed. And don’t forget the mask! No hitting the town for these two! Kim is worried that Kendall doesn’t understand this is a work trip, not a vacation. But can we just reiterate the girl is 15? Okay. Thank you.
Skip back to Kourtney and Scott. Kourtney excitedly tells Scott she got the key back from Kris. Scott then creepily says the idea that the house is all theirs again makes him horny. And we cringe.
Then, Kendall and her long legs hit her morning photo shoot, looking fresh and fancy as ever. Everybody keeps gawking at her and saying it looks like “she grew up in New York overnight.”
She looks so good that this client offers her an opportunity to do a little runway walking event. Kendall says she’s not exactly down with that, but
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Did Kendall Jenner even have an awkward phase? The teen model looks gorgeous in this promotional photoshoot.
Later, Kourt and Scott are nomming on a home-cooked dish when — outta nowhere — Kris plops her pretty fanny on the couch next to Scott. Confused, the couple ask Kris how she got in and she nonchalantly says she made a copy of their key. Oh, of course! Immediately, Kourtney’s “furniture guy” lie comes undone. While Kourtney tries to explain she only lied so as not to hurt her mom, Kris gets pissed. Like, foaming at the mouth pissed.
At a meeting with an NYC runway coach, Lu, Kendall is prepping for her modeling gig. Little Jenner is very obviously not excited, but she starts off on the right, um, foot. But after a few billion fake runway walks, she starts to get a little “silly and bored” (her words) and starts yawning and acting a fool. Kim gets pissed that she’s treating this wonderful opportunity like a joke, but Kendall admits she’s terrified to do runway and storms away on those long legs. Kim chases after her — which is, admittedly, hard for her to do with much shorter stems and much taller heels. While Kim scolds her sibling, Lu dips out — and Kim is livid. Finally, Kendall has had enough of her sister’s B.S. and says what everybody else has been thinking the whole time: Kim is doing this for herself to fulfill some twisted fantasy of her own. In response, Kim tells Kendall to be more professional. And once again, we think: The girl is FIFTEEN.
Later, Kris is back at home and (still) super cranky. Sticking up for her sister, Khloé tells the camera sometimes you just don’t want your mom all up in your business, and Kris needs to understand that. Uh, we second (er, third?) that notion! Kris explains the sitch makes her feel like Scott and Kourtney don’t trust her. No, Kris, they just don’t want you barging in when they’re banging on the living room floor, mm’kay?
Kim and Kendall are also home, and Kim’s still peeved about Kendall acting, like, well, a child. Bruce — who obvi had a feeling something like this would happen — pulls out all the stops and calls Kim — gasp! — a stage mom. (And he should know.) But we kinda feel bad when Kim genuinely admits she didn’t mean to treat baby Kendall that way.
All the loose ends are tied up when Kim apologizes to Kendall, who may not be mature enough to work with a runway coach, but is adult enough to accept the heartfelt apology. Cute! And in another change of heart, Kris — without too much of a fight — returns her copied key to Kourtney and Scott. Looks like everything is going well in KDash world — until next week, that is!
At a meeting with an NYC runway coach, Lu, Kendall is prepping for her modeling gig. Little Jenner is very obviously not excited, but she starts off on the right, um, foot. But after a few billion fake runway walks, she starts to get a little “silly and bored” (her words) and starts yawning and acting a fool. Kim gets pissed that she’s treating this wonderful opportunity like a joke, but Kendall admits she’s terrified to do runway and storms away on those long legs. Kim chases after her — which is, admittedly, hard for her to do with much shorter stems and much taller heels. While Kim scolds her sibling, Lu dips out — and Kim is livid. Finally, Kendall has had enough of her sister’s B.S. and says what everybody else has been thinking the whole time: Kim is doing this for herself to fulfill some twisted fantasy of her own. In response, Kim tells Kendall to be more professional. And once again, we think: The girl is FIFTEEN.
Later, Kris is back at home and (still) super cranky. Sticking up for her sister, Khloé tells the camera sometimes you just don’t want your mom all up in your business, and Kris needs to understand that. Uh, we second (er, third?) that notion! Kris explains the sitch makes her feel like Scott and Kourtney don’t trust her. No, Kris, they just don’t want you barging in when they’re banging on the living room floor, mm’kay?
Kim and Kendall are also home, and Kim’s still peeved about Kendall acting, like, well, a child. Bruce — who obvi had a feeling something like this would happen — pulls out all the stops and calls Kim — gasp! — a stage mom. (And he should know.) But we kinda feel bad when Kim genuinely admits she didn’t mean to treat baby Kendall that way.
All the loose ends are tied up when Kim apologizes to Kendall, who may not be mature enough to work with a runway coach, but is adult enough to accept the heartfelt apology. Cute! And in another change of heart, Kris — without too much of a fight — returns her copied key to Kourtney and Scott. Looks like everything is going well in KDash world — until next week, that is!
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